Sexcapade — Nigella Bites Inspires Sofa Action

Posted by Saucy Sexy on October 14th, 2005 filed in Erotic Tales |

I sighed in exasperation as I spied my husband watching Nigella Bites on TV, a cooking show starring the voluptuous Nigella Lawson. Knowing he was only watching to ogle the lovely Nigella and not because of an actual interest in cooking was causing an unpleasant frisson of jealousy.

Trying to be nonchalant, I sat down on the sofa beside him, and attempted to get his attention by inserting myself into the crook of his arm. Earning a grunt for my efforts, I morosely started to watch the show with him.

Unwittingly, looking at the beautiful woman on the screen made my body respond. Disconcerted at my reaction, I stole a glance at my husband and was unsurprised to see him mesmerized; and, peeking downwards, with a peaking tent in his shorts.

Sliding my hand from his chest down to his growing manhood, I caressed him gently as we both watched Nigella lick her fingers sensuously from her latest creamy culinary creation. Her obvious enjoyment was causing tingles of pleasure in both of us, albeit of the carnal kind.

Slowly, I crawled onto my husband’s lap and began to grind my bottom against his hardening pole. He eagerly reacted by pushing back against my motions. Pretty soon, our dry fucking was causing my nipples to tighten painfully. I grabbed his hands and put them over my aching mounds. I moaned appreciatively as his fingers toyed with my sensitive buds.

When my husband lifted me off his lap I moaned a protest, which soon turned into a groan of approval as his rod filled me completely. His ministrations had me writhing, mindlessly moving to a sensual rhythm dictated by my raging hot body.

Instinctively, I spread my legs wider so he could spear me even more deeply, and then lifted my hips and slammed myself downwards. In response, he grabbed my breasts in a painful grip that I surprisingly found pleasurable.

And as we both watched Nigella licking off the last of her other delectable treats, the sight only heightened the intensity of our sudden unexpected coupling as we both reached orgasm.

Note: The classification of this story is—”Inspired by actual events and taken to imaginative heights” –meaning a true to life incident occured that may be innocuous in nature but inspired my imagination to take it to a sexual level, in this case, the innocuous incident happened to be a TV episode of Nigella Bites, which is shown every Saturday at 2pm at the Lifestyle Network channel (I saw it recently by chance on a Saturday 7pm schedule, so I’m not sure now whether it’s shown twice in one day or it was moved. Sorry, I don’t really follow this show, rather, I just catch it by chance).

Sporting the quintessential figure that goddesses have been historically associated with from Asia to Africa, Nigella’s bountiful bosom, small waist, generous hips and rounded thighs, makes one imagine she is Earth Mother personified, thus, the epithet Domestic Goddess is aptly conferred upon her. Enveloped with an obvious generosity and intelligence, this Oxford University graduate of Medieval and Modern Languages also imbues eating with the sensuality it deserves, for it is truly one of the finest of earthly pleasures.

I hope the story also demonstrates the knee-jerk natural reaction of both sexes upon encountering a classic specimen of beauty, whether it is male or female. Ladies, if your men are enamored with Nigella, why not take advantage of his physical reaction for your mutual pleasure? Even experts have said that there’s nothing wrong with a little bit of fantasy thrown into the sexual mix.

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