Saucy Sexy Stuff Fiesta

Posted by Saucy Sexy on August 9th, 2005 filed in Erotic Tales |

I’ve been looking at the different categories and I’ve noticed that the number of posts I’ve made to the category Saucy Sexy Stuff is quite low. That is a lamentable fact that must be amended immediately. So for the next several days, I am going to bombard you with articles that deal with sexy stuff, starting off with an erotic story excerpt that will graduate to a sexcapade or two.

Sexcapades

As for the sexcapdes, I’ve decided to classify them into four, because friends are asking me if they are true or not. So I have settled on leaving a note at the end of each sexcapade so you will know the real deal. Some of them will turn out to be true so the note will say, “A perfect example when truth is stranger than fiction, i.e. all the details of this story are totally true.”

If it’s a true story, but it needs some spicing up, or some details were omitted for personal reasons, the note will state, “Based on a true story with dramatic embellishments.”

If a true to life incident occurs that may be innocuous in nature but inspires my imagination to take it to a sexual level, the note will pronounce, “Inspired by actual events and taken to imaginative heights.”

And when something just occurs to me out of nowhere with no basis at all in reality, the note will declare, “Totally bogus that was inspired by an overactive imagination.”

And if you want me to write about your own sexcapade, just give me the bare details in the comment box and indicate that you want me to feature your story. Or email the details to llornalopez@gmail.com No promises though.

Bare Essentials

Aside from the sexcapades, I am very excited to introduce to you a store that probably a lot of you have never been to because it’s tucked away in Ali Mall Cubao. It’s called Bare Essentials—a store that specializes in products that provide pleasure to women, so it should be a very interesting store for heterosexual men as well. But whatever your sexual preference may be, there are generally used products which should be of interest to anyone, such as different kinds of condoms and lubricants.

If you’re already overcome with curiosity, there is a link to the site. Just scroll down the page and look at the Blogroll section on the right and you will see the Bare Essentials link.

FHM Search for the Girl Next Door

I’ll also be looking into FHM’s Search for the Girl Next Door contest and share the basic rules for those of you who might be interested in joining next year. Sorry, the deadline for this year’s search was on June 15, 2005, but you can take a look at the 50 contenders that will be revealed this month and make a better informed decision regarding joining next year.

Let the Saucy Sexy Stuff Fiesta begin!