Chuckles — Ahead and Abreast

Posted by Saucy Sexy on March 18th, 2006 filed in Sexy Sniggers |

I have the habit of talking to other drivers even though I know perfectly well they can’t hear or respond to me, so the people who ride along with me have to bear an intermittent monologue.

While driving along the highway, my friends and I came upon a truck that was hogging both lanes, which caused me to start my monologue.

“Excuse me, let us pass, please.” Accompanied with several beeps from the horn, the truck willingly went to the right lane a little bit more, which allowed me to go to the overtaking lane.

As we pulled alongside the truck, I announced, “Okay, we’re now abreast. Thank you.”

And, as we finally overtook the truck, I declared, “Okay, we’re now ahead. Thank you very much,” at which my male friend started laughing.

I was perplexed, as was my other female friend, so we asked what was causing his amusement.

“Well, I thought you were just kidding when you said abreast, but when you said ahead, I thought for sure you did it deliberately.”

Confused? So was I.

Well, it seems that, to my male friend, I uttered some sexual innuendo by using abreast (as in reference to the mammary glands), and then following it up with ahead (as in reference to oral sex).

What can I say? I have a talent for unintended sexual innuendoes.

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