Sniggers — Pillows and Comforters in the Uterus

Posted by Saucy Sexy on April 8th, 2007 filed in Sexy Sniggers |

A question about menstruation from a couple of young ladies led to an unexpected lecture about the ovulation and fertilization process, the egg, the sperm, the XY chromosome, and whatnot.

The discussion sparked a belated thought that I sent via SMS, “May naisip ako. ‘Di ba ang uterus ay tinatawag na matres sa Filipino? ‘Di para na ring kama ang uterus. Pero mas masarap matulog ‘di ba kung may malambot na bed sheet, firm pillows, smooth covers and comforter? Kaya nagkakaroon ng lining ang uterus during ovulation! Para mas masarap ang stay ni baby inside mommy! Hehe…”

(I thought of something. Isn’t the uterus called the mattress in Filipino? Then the uterus is just like a bed. But wouldn’t sleeping be better if there are soft bed sheets, firm pillows, smooth covers and comforter? That’s why the uterus produces a lining during ovulation! So that baby’s stay inside mommy is made more comfortable.)

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