Excuse Me, Sir, But Your Zipper Is Open

Posted by Saucy Sexy on April 29th, 2008 filed in Saucy Sexy Stuff |

I had three seconds to decide whether or not to tell the man coming towards me that his pants’ zipper was open.

As I came abreast of him, I paused briefly and said, “Excuse me, sir, but your zipper is open.”

He immediately replied, “Sorry, sorry!”

I continued my stride in the opposite direction without looking back.

So what made me decide in the space of three seconds? Here’s my analysis of my thought process:

Early Morning Sun A gentle morning sun at 7.45am was dappling the sidewalk that we were both walking on, thus, there was illumination of the area.

Public We were both out in the open space where I could easily run just in case he turned out to be a maniac; plus, there was a number of people on their way to work just behind him, which will probably dissuade him from doing anything.

Aura Judging his aura, he was just a laid back guy on his way to work.

Pink I like it when guys wear pink, which is what drew my gaze towards him in the first place, since he was wearing a long sleeved pink polo shirt, and which made me certain that his zipper was open, because the pink was peeping through his pants.

Brisk FYI I informed him briskly of his pants’ condition in a matter of fact way.

No Physical Contact In order to preserve his dignity and privacy, I made sure I was near enough so that only he could hear what I said, but far enough that there was no physical contact.

Three Seconds Wow! I decided on this in just three seconds? The brain is truly a wondrous thing! Awesome!

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