Giant Penis Needs Sheep and Chalk to Maintain Erection

Posted by Saucy Sexy on September 17th, 2008 filed in Saucy Sexy Stuff |

The giant man sporting the giant erection is more formally known as the Cerne Abbas Giant — a Scheduled Ancient Monument located in Dorset England.

Unfortunately, due to a very wet summer, Rob Rhodes, National Trust head warden for west Dorset, lamented, “The grass is now pretty much smothering the whole of the giant. He is not completely invisible but he is quite overgrown.”

Mr. Rhodes also blamed the wet summer for the erosion that has caused the chalk marks of the Giant Man to fade.

He is calling upon sheep farmers and volunteers to share their flock and time to maintain the monument’s colossal proportions.

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