Transformers Megan Fox Confesses to Falling in Love with a Female Stripper

Posted by Saucy Sexy on September 18th, 2008 filed in Mixing Sexes |

Video Courtesy of E! Online

In a recent GQ interview, Transformers hottie Megan Fox confesses, “I was in love with this girl that worked at the Body Shop [a strip club on Sunset Boulevard]. I decided that I was going to get her to love me back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl, a stripper named Nikita.

“I was there all the time—I would go there by myself. I bought her things—perfume, body spray, girlie stuff. I turned into a weird middle-aged married man. I felt like I had this need to save Nikita. I’d get lap dances so I could get to know her, and I’d give her what I thought were great little sound bites of inspiration—like, ‘You can do it, you’re better than this!’ I didn’t want her to be there.”

Megan Fox’s memories of female stripper Nikita are very sensory, “She did smell good. Like vanilla. She was sort of a tough badass, but she’d do these beautiful slow dances to Aerosmith ballads. She had really long stick-straight hair and was Russian. I just liked her. She was really sadistic and sarcastic and funny.”

However, the “relationship” did not last very long. Megan Fox muses, “You know when you’re pushing something and it escalates much too rapidly and it explodes after only two weeks?”

Megan Fox clarifies her sexual preferences, “Look, I’m not a lesbian—I just think that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes. I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl—Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She’s mesmerizing. And lately I’ve been obsessed with Jenna Jameson, but.… Oh boy.”

If Megan Fox sounds like another celebrity who also espouses the same beliefs, and who also sports several tattoos just like her, Megan Fox is quick to dismiss the comparison, “I don’t even consider [Angelina Jolie] human; she’s like a superhuman goddess!”

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