Sexy Sniggers — Sex Shop Sneak

Posted by Saucy Sexy on January 14th, 2008 filed in Sexy Sniggers |

During my last doctor’s visit, she prescribed Colostrum from New Zealand for me, which was a supplement meant to increase immunity as well as containing the required vitamins and minerals; but, then, I started to laugh when she said that the brand she recommends is only available in Bare Essentials Ali Mall, which was a place I knew very well because I had featured it several times on my site. I told her that she has to warn her patients that it’s a sex shop that caters to women.

At that point, my doctor recounted an amusing incident wherein she received a call from a very concerned female patient who was standing several feet away from Bare Essentials in Ali Mall.

Anxiously, the patient wanted to confirm whether she was really supposed to go to Bare Essentials in Ali Mall to get the prescribed Colostrum.

My doctor assured her that yes, the place that she’s supposed to go to is Bare Essentials in Ali Mall. Agitatedly, the patient raised the question of whether the doctor knew what kind of place Bare Essentials is.

Honestly, the doctor replied that although she has never been there herself, she assured the patient that her husband has gone there to get Colostrum for their family’s personal consumption.

Afterwards, when the patient finally visited the doctor, she related how she entered Bare Essentials hurriedly, and was aghast to find lingerie and sexual merchandise all over the shelves, like dildos, condoms, lubricants, etc.

Her purchase of Colostrum was put in a large gray plastic bag that she was embarrassed to be seen with because she was mortified with the thought that people would most probably assume that inside was something sex related, and a large one at that, instead of something innocuous such as plastic bottles of Colostrum.

So, she furtively glanced through the glass windows to find out if anyone was lurking about the vicinity. Only when the coast was clear, did she sneak out of the boutique, in the same fashion that she entered.

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