Top 10 Reasons David Letterman Got Married

Posted by Saucy Sexy on March 25th, 2009 filed in Mixing Sexes |

In a surprise move, the late night funny man disclosed that he made a trip to the justice of the peace with long time girlfriend and mother to his child, Regina Lasko. Consequently, David Letterman enumerates his reasons for tying the knot in his famous segment Top 10 Reasons

10. Poconos offers newlyweds free room with champagne-glass Jacuzzi.

9. If I’m gonna catch Larry King, I’d better get going.

8. Still drunk from St. Patty’s, dude!

7. She needed a green card.

6. When you’re my age and look like I do, if someone says they’ll marry you, you do it.

5. Don’t have to listen to any more crap from that quack Dr. Phil.

4. I finally fit into my dream dress!

3. Free cake

2. Got tired of waiting for Paris Hilton.

1. Figured at the least we’d get a mediocre Top Ten out of it.

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